themetaphors:

What’s funny is that my mom continues to buy grapefruit “for Tweek” but I never eat them and she’ll be all “oh Tweek if you get hungry I bought grapefruit for you”

I am not going to eat them

Ever

Grapefruit suck. Your mom may be nice to look at, but there’s not much else to her, is there?

themetaphors:

authoritah:

…

Tweek, if your family did anything to my cat…

…

…

Well, I can’t make-

Um.

I DON’T HAVE A VERY GOOD THREAT RIGHT NOW BUT GODAMMIT SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN

Ah— Jesus! Calm down! I’m sure you’ll find her. Or him. Or it??

Sure, sure, we’ll see.

chocolat-ears:

omg new favorite episode

fucking dog whisperer

askwendy:

authoritah:

fucking whore

*has the cat* you mean this one?

KITTY!? MR. KITTY IS THAT YOU?

themetaphors:

authoritah:

fucking whore

Woowww um
Dude. I might.. Might’ve.. My dad might’ve.. Ahah- I mean. No. I haven’t. Nevermind!!

…

Tweek, if your family did anything to my cat…

…

…

Well, I can’t make-

Um.

I DON’T HAVE A VERY GOOD THREAT RIGHT NOW BUT GODAMMIT SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN

noxicosis:

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhg

FUCKING ASSHOLE

FUCK YOU SCOTT

hot-bebe-stevens:

authoritah:

fucking whore

awww, is wittle ewic worried about his wittle kitty cat? ahahaha

NO. I just, ah, mom might… not be happy if-

WHERE THE HELL IS KITTY.

fucking whore

iremselkareler:

Save the whales!