Respect Mah Authoritah

themetaphors:

What’s funny is that my mom continues to buy grapefruit “for Tweek” but I never eat them and she’ll be all “oh Tweek if you get hungry I bought grapefruit for you”

I am not going to eat them

Ever

Grapefruit suck. Your mom may be nice to look at, but there’s not much else to her, is there?

Hey, have any of you assholes seen my stupid cat? She ran off again!

themetaphors:

authoritah:

Tweek, if your family did anything to my cat…

Well, I can’t make-

Um.

I DON’T HAVE A VERY GOOD THREAT RIGHT NOW BUT GODAMMIT SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN

Ah— Jesus! Calm down! I’m sure you’ll find her. Or him. Or it??

Sure, sure, we’ll see.

chocolat-ears:

omg new favorite episode

fucking dog whisperer

chocolat-ears:

omg new favorite episode

fucking dog whisperer

Hey, have any of you assholes seen my stupid cat? She ran off again!

askwendy:

authoritah:

fucking whore

*has the cat* you mean this one?

KITTY!? MR. KITTY IS THAT YOU?

Hey, have any of you assholes seen my stupid cat? She ran off again!

themetaphors:

authoritah:

fucking whore

Woowww um
Dude. I might.. Might’ve.. My dad might’ve.. Ahah- I mean. No. I haven’t. Nevermind!!

Tweek, if your family did anything to my cat…

Well, I can’t make-

Um.

I DON’T HAVE A VERY GOOD THREAT RIGHT NOW BUT GODAMMIT SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN

noxicosis:

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhg

FUCKING ASSHOLE

FUCK YOU SCOTT

Hey, have any of you assholes seen my stupid cat? She ran off again!

hot-bebe-stevens:

authoritah:

fucking whore

awww, is wittle ewic worried about his wittle kitty cat? ahahaha

NO. I just, ah, mom might… not be happy if-

WHERE THE HELL IS KITTY.

Hey, have any of you assholes seen my stupid cat? She ran off again!

fucking whore

iremselkareler:

Save the whales!

iremselkareler:

Save the whales!